A prize of 51 crore and 3 rupees to anyone who retrieves my bike-seat.
The seat of my beautiful cycle (and hence my power-ride) has been stolen. Two kids aged 12-14 years were standing (one of them smoking) furtively near the swimming pool yesterday, from where the heist occured. The kid-smoker has red bruise marks on his right cheeks.
I know the probability of someone finding the seat is extremely low, still criminals must be brought to book. Justice must be served. Law must take its own course, riding on a cycle with a seat.
Find him and I will take care of the guy's left cheek.
It must be fun to ride a bike without a seat...Tell us about the experience ;)
ReplyDeleteVinayak.
du kyaa kharcha paani? :-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how would you pay this third prize of 51 crore and 3 Rs?
ReplyDelete1) 51 crore and 1Re on Ashok Pandey:
If someone puts Ashok Pandey and puts him with Rhino then you can capture M.F. Hussain and hand it over to Ashok Pandey to get 51 crore and then put 1 Re from your pocket.
2) 51 crore and 2Rs on Miya Quereshi:
If someone puts Miya Quereshi and puts him with Rhino then you can capture Danish cartoonist and hand it over to Miya Quereshi to get 51 crore and then put 2 Rs from your pocket.
3) 51 crore and 3Rs for seat-stealers!!!:
But now how would you pay this prize?
I declare 101 crore if someone captures A. B. Green and puts him in Agrakhana!
Go Norwich! LOL
AM.
du kyaa kharcha paani? :-|
ReplyDeleteWow! I am so relaxed, now!
ReplyDeleteI was scared that there would be one more declaration of 51 crore and 4Rs. prize money on me!
Ha ha ha!
AM.