"Oh I split some coffee"
"Well, not my fault. There was a jerk in earth's rotation"
"Yeah! It was when the day was changing to night"
"Change of gears"
"Ravi, don't take any CDs. No CDs with mp3s. They will be confiscated at the airports. MP3s are not legally allowed. And also the training material you got during induction. That's not allowed either."
"Well, it's stolen from various sources. The guys at the airport take any random sentence from the training manual and initiate a search on google. If they find that the source is a copyrighted book, you are screwed."